Human Transmission 1

DO NOT PANIC: We have received word that a terrible attack has occurred. Cyborgs have released an insidious nanobot virus into the human population. Spread by human touch, this virus copies itself to turn its human carriers into cyborgs. Cyborgs are a combination of human and machine. No one knows what unspeakable things they are capable of. They are unnatural and they threaten to subvert the dominant order of human beings. They must be destroyed. We plan to begin resisting this vicious attack on Wednesday April, 27th at 7:00 pm. Wear comfortable shoes, you will need them. Join us fellow humans, only together can we restore order.